And what better way to celebrate than with more vampire content? In this case, some mature…or should I say, immature vampire content.
They Suck is the second book in my Trilogy of Horrifically Half-baked Ham—a trilogy of three unrelated tales that are bound together by their horror-comedy genre and their reverence for B-movies past and present: Are you looking for a hilariously gory and inappropriately explicit tale involving a man and the obsessively tidy woman he loves, his army of beloved (and talking) animal friends, a sexually timid and immature comic book shop owner, his zombie-crazed psychiatrist and a grotesque strain of mutated vampires wantonly attacking the unsuspecting citizens of Toronto? How oddly specific of you—but you’re in luck! Join Robert Spavor as he wages war against these silly vampires to save the body and soul of the woman he loves in one of the goriest, most blood-stained, vulgar and ridiculous epic battles ever!
Purchase your copy of They Suck today. Mature readers only, please—this is most certainly NOT one of my children’s books!