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MERCH is the perfect compliment to my books! You'll find it all on Society6.com

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And you'll find all my books and one DVD Here:

Peter Little Wing - novel, paperback

CA$24.99

Peter, a captive Southern Fiordland tokoeka kiwi, and his friends from the National Aquarium—Onion, a little blue penguin with an inner ear imbalance; Tim, a tuatara with Generalized Anxiety Disorder; and Rangi, a kea with clipped wings—embark on a quest through the unfamiliar wilderness of New Zealand in search of three ingredients needed to create an elixir to cure Peter’s ailing grandfather. Together, they traverse the length of the South Island of Aotearoa, all the way across the Cook Strait and back home to the North Island. They learn what they are all capable of in the wild of the wop wops, and what the world beyond the "Wall of Shadows" of Peter’s habitat is all about.

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Chloe the Unfeathered Parrot

CA$14.99

“The staff at the Parrot Sanctuary knew Chloe was a beautiful soul. They wondered how long it was going to take to find her perfect fit.” 

Chloe had been at the Parrot Sanctuary for a while now. In her previous home, she had been so stressed, she’d plucked out most of her feathers. The staff thought it could be a long time before this sweet little parrot found her forever home. 

And then one day… based on a true story, and a true parrot.


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Space Zombies: 13 Months of Brain-Spinning Mayhem! the MOVIE on DVD

CA$13.99

An homage to the B-movies of the 50s, 60s, and 70s – in particular, the films of Edward D. Wood Jr. A hilarious film study into the ‘bad’ filmmaking of these endearing and highly enjoyable films that are often elevated to a special sort of cult status.


Even the sanest of men goes mad. But what is it that drives him to insanity? Zombies from space seeking human brains for snacks? Human-to-cat, cat-to-human thought essence switches? Monster toad-beasts or starfish mutations? Duelling heads? What you are about to see are the images of the circumstances under which one man, veterinarian Dr. Vic McNaughton, goes horribly, horribly and irretrievably insane…


Special features include:

  • Audio Commentary with Director, Writers, and Cast
  • Outtakes and Behind-the-Scenes
  • “Feline” language track
  • Special Effects featurette
  • Interviews with the Feline Stars
  • Trailer
  • The Scary Bitch Project, a short film produced by Triple Take Productions in 1999 that parodies The Blair Witch Project. A number of cast and crew members went on to be involved in Space Zombies.


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Merry Myrrh the Christmas Bat

CA$14.99

Myrrh is a young and very merry brown bat named after one of the gifts of the Magi. He experiences the wonders of his first Christmas among the decorations of a farmhouse, as well as the kindness of the family that discovers him in their home.

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Sloth the Lazy Dragon

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Sloth the Lazy Dragon lives in a mountain atop his hoard of gold and jewels. He believes he has all that a dragon could possibly want, until he meets a brave dwarf named Radish who offers to help him lose weight. With Radish's guidance, Sloth finds himself eating healthier and getting plenty of exercise. In time, Sloth gains the freedom that his new healthy lifestyle brings, which he discovers is more valuable to him than all the treasure in the world.

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Dog Band

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Alfie, Tubby, Ollie, and Raxl have created a band - Dog Band! Alfie is the lead singer and guitar player, Tubby plays bass, Ollie plays the drums, and Raxl is the back-up singer and can play many instruments.

But there is one problem - They don't know what kind of music Dog Band should play!

So they enlist their assortment of animal friends (from dogs to frogs!) to help them figure it out.

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Libby the Lobivia Jajoiana

CA$14.99

Libby is a lonely cactus plant who has trouble believing in herself. However, when lovely, confident Violet moves in next to her on the windowsill, Libby learns that the things that make her different also make her special.

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Beverlee Beaz the Brown Burmese

CA$14.99

Beverlee Beaz, the brown Burmese, longs for adventure and has the powerful imagination to make it happen! On a lovely, but otherwise ordinary day, she seeks excitement among the forests and fields surrounding her home. The ordinary suddenly becomes extraordinary in the eyes of this wildly creative little brown cat. Follow Beverlee on her adventure through the forest, over the hills...and into the world of her imagination!

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Beverlee la chatte de Birmanie (Beverlee Beaz the Brown Burmese French edition)

CA$14.99

Beverlee, la chatte de Birmanie, a soif d'aventure et utilise son imagination débridée pour y parvenir. Au cours d'une belle journée qui, jusque là, ne se distinguait pas des autres, elle s'élance dans la forêt puis dans les champs qui entourent sa maison. L'ordinaire deviendra bientôt extraordinaire aux yeux de cette petite chatte brune à l'esprit créatif. Suivez l'aventure de la curieuse Beverlee parmi les arbres, par-delà les collines... et dans l'univers de son imagination!


En Anglais: Beverlee Beaz, the brown Burmese, longs for adventure and has the powerful imagination to make it happen! On a lovely, but otherwise ordinary day, she seeks excitement among the forests and fields surrounding her home. The ordinary suddenly becomes extraordinary in the eyes of this wildly creative little brown cat. Follow Beverlee on her adventure through the forest, over the hills...and into the world of her imagination!

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Mixter Twizzle's Breakfast

CA$14.99

Mixter Twizzle is an odd, red, round-shaped, mischievous creature. He lives in a hovel, beneath a rustic barn, underneath the chicken coop at Riverdale Farm. He’s a snoozing sneezer and a snoring barker; a peculiar sort that both annoys and pleases. At first, Mixter Twizzle is thrilled by his egg-gorging fests, delighting in his own wickedness, but he soon realizes he is lonely. He longs for companionship, but the hens he has tormented will have nothing to do with him. Can this fiendish creature learn to make friends at the farm?

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Tamara Turtle's Life So Far

CA$14.99

After Tamara's owner loses interest in her, she is released into a nearby creek. There's just one problem: she doesn't belong in that environment. Will she be rescued and brought to safety?


Join Tamara on her journey as she learns more about herself and other pet turtles like her.


A percentage of all proceeds will be donated to reptile rescues.


"This book showcases the all-too-common life of a pet turtle. Red-eared Sliders are very cute when they are small, but they grow big, and can live for decades. Please use this book as a lesson/guide to plan for the long-term future of your pet so they have one family for their whole life."

- Marc, Little RES Q http://littleresq.net/

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Space Zombies!

CA$9.99

BOOK 1 in the Trilogy of Horrifically Half-baked Ham: "Space Zombies!" is the novelette based on the B-movie parody feature film "Space Zombies: 13 Months of Brain-Spinning Mayhem!" by Kevin Risk and Regan W. H. Macaulay. 


Even the sanest and kindest of men goes mad. But what is it that drives him to insanity? Zombies from space seeking human brains for snacks? Human-to-cat, cat-to-human thought essence switches? Monster toad-beasts or starfish mutations? Dueling heads? What you are about to read is a description of the circumstances under which one man, veterinarian Dr. Vic McNaughton, goes horribly, horribly, and almost irretrievably insane.

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They Suck -- Mature content! Adult readers only!

CA$12.99

Book 2 of the Trilogy of Horrifically Half-baked Ham: "They Suck" is the novella based on the screenplay by the same name. Are you looking for a hilariously gory and inappropriately explicit tale involving a man and the obsessively tidy woman he loves, his army of beloved (and talking) animal friends, a sexually timid and immature comic book shop owner, his zombie-crazed psychiatrist and a grotesque strain of mutated vampires wantonly attacking the unsuspecting citizens of Toronto? How oddly specific of you—but you’re in luck! Join Robert Spavor as he wages war against these silly vampires to save the body and soul of the woman he loves in one of the goriest, most blood-stained, vulgar and ridiculous epic battles ever!

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Horror at Terror Creek

CA$11.99

BOOK 3 of the Trilogy of Horrifically Half-baked Ham: "Horror at Terror Creek" is a novella based on the play by the same name. Grad student Fanny Punn is studying an antiquated town called Terror Creek. She hopes to unearth the reasons why all surrounding villages have failed over the centuries, while Terror Creek thrives. At the Athame Inn in the centre of town, Fanny meets a peculiar cast of characters. The innkeeper, Ligeia, is also a Satanic High Priestess. Dr. Audley Salmon is the resident mad scientist toiling in his mysterious lab in the basement. The inn’s maid is mute and its bellboy speaks like a poor man’s Poe. It is here, among this motley coven of curious eccentrics, that Fanny stumbles onto a series of startling secrets, sealing not only her fate, but the fate of her friends...forevermore.

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  • Home
    • Blog
    • Free Activities!
  • About Me
    • My Background and Other Projects
  • Children's Literature
    • Peter Little Wing
    • Chloe the Unfeathered Parrot
    • Merry Myrrh the Christmas Bat - new edition!
    • Sloth the Lazy Dragon - new edition!
    • Dog Band
    • Libby the Lobivia Jajoiana
    • Beverlee, la chatte de Birmanie
    • Beverlee Beaz the Brown Burmese New Edition!
    • Merry Myrrh, the Christmas Bat
    • Mixter Twizzle's Breakfast
    • Tamara Turtle's Life So Far
    • Sloth the Lazy Dragon
    • Beverlee Beaz the Brown Burmese First Edition (out of print)
    • Books COMING SOON
    • Stories and Articles
  • Novels
    • Horror at Terror Creek
    • They Suck
    • Space Zombies!
    • The Trilogy of Horrifically Half-Baked Ham
    • Novels COMING SOON
  • Scripts
    • Horror at Terror Creek
    • They Suck
    • The Aquarium
    • Paradise Lust...
    • Space Zombies...
    • Sketches
    • Watching Mr. Body
    • The Scary Bitch Project
    • The Foreign Film
    • Where are the Birds?
    • Scripts COMING SOON
    • Free Downloads!
  • Short Fiction
    • The Kiss
    • Envy
    • Space Zombies and Felines Unite!
    • The Institute
    • Reuben
    • Free Downloads!
  • Merchandise and Shop