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MATURE CONTENT: ADULT EYES ONLY!

$18.00 CAD, shipping and handling included!

US and Canadian sales only - those outside of the US and Canada, contact me for prices.


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Book 2 of the Trilogy of Horrifically Half-baked Ham:  "They Suck" is the novella based on the screenplay by the same name.  Are you looking for a hilariously gory and inappropriately explicit tale involving a man and the obsessively tidy woman he loves, his army of beloved (and talking) animal friends, a sexually timid and immature comic book shop owner, his zombie-crazed psychiatrist and a grotesque strain of mutated vampires wantonly attacking the unsuspecting citizens of Toronto?  How oddly specific of you—but you’re in luck!  Join Robert Spavor as he wages war against these silly vampires to save the body and soul of the woman he loves in one of the goriest, most blood-stained, vulgar and ridiculous epic battles ever!

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Want the whole Trilogy of Horrifically Half-baked Ham (Space Zombies, They Suck and Horror at Terror Creek)? It's only $40 CAD, shipping and handling included!

US and Canadian sales only - those outside of the US and Canada, contact me for prices.

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  • Home
    • Blog
    • Free Activities!
  • About Me
  • Children's Literature
    • Dog Band - COMING SOON
    • Libby the Lobivia Jajoiana
    • Beverlee, la chatte de Birmanie
    • Beverlee Beaz the Brown Burmese New Edition!
    • Merry Myrrh, the Christmas Bat
    • Mixter Twizzle's Breakfast
    • Tamara Turtle's Life So Far
    • Sloth the Lazy Dragon
    • Beverlee Beaz the Brown Burmese First Edition (out of print)
    • Books COMING SOON
    • Stories and Articles
  • Novels
    • Horror at Terror Creek
    • They Suck
    • Space Zombies!
    • The Trilogy of Horrifically Half-Baked Ham
    • Novels COMING SOON
  • Scripts
    • Horror at Terror Creek
    • They Suck
    • The Aquarium
    • Paradise Lust...
    • Space Zombies...
    • Sketches
    • Watching Mr. Body
    • The Scary Bitch Project
    • The Foreign Film
    • Where are the Birds?
    • Scripts COMING SOON
    • Free Downloads!
  • Short Fiction
    • The Kiss
    • Envy
    • Space Zombies and Felines Unite!
    • The Institute
    • Reuben
    • Free Downloads!