ADULTS ONLY!  A little something from Regan T. M. Pazuzuz...

I’m having my own “Boxing Week” sale this week!  Anyone who orders a copy of “They Suck” from me directly (pm me on Facebook or email me, contact me through my Regan T. M. Pazuzu site or even comment here and we can make arrangements) can get the book for the discounted price of $9! (regularly $13.99!) — this Boxing Week only!  If you need it shipped, let me know where to and I can figure out what the postage will cost you and let you know.  Free shipping in Canada, though!

The novelization of the screenplay by the same name. A mutated vampire with extraordinary, unnatural thirsts chooses a Queen for his new race of vampires - a tidy, obsessive-compulsive woman named Nicole Ridley, who is later found "dying" by her enraptured, animal-loving fiancé, Robert Spavor. Sadly, not understanding the nature of the attack on his true love, Robert and his animals struggle in vain to save her. Soon after, the city is terrorized by the wantonly vicious attacks of the newly born vampire Nicole. Her lurid escapades soon attract everyone's attention, including the Head Vampire, and Robert, who finally realizes the intense gravity of the situation. Robert and his troubled friend, Terry, wage war against these grotesque vampire mutations, which culminates in the silliest, most blood-stained, gory epic battle ever created!

Check out the improv’d script created at the online book launch party!

SALE ENDS 11:59pm DECEMBER 31st!

I’m having my own “Boxing Week” sale this week!  Anyone who orders a copy of “Space Zombies!” from me directly (pm me on Facebook or email me, or even comment here and we can make arrangements) can get the paperback book for the discounted price of $5! (regularly $6.99!) OR get the DVD for only $10 (regularly 13.99 on DVD or $14.99 through iTunes) — this Boxing Week only!  If you need it shipped, let me know where to and I can figure out what the postage will cost you and let you know.  Free shipping in Canada, though!  If you would like the book and DVD combo, you can get it for only $12 (regularly 16.99)!  

B-movie parody feature film "Space Zombies: 13 Months of BrainSpinning Mayhem!" by Kevin Risk and Regan W. H. Macaulay. Even the sanest and kindest of men goes mad. But what is it that drives him to insanity? Zombies from space seeking human brains for snacks? Human-to-cat, cat-to-human thought essence switches? Monster toad-beasts or starfish mutations? Dueling heads? What you are about to read is a description of the circumstances under which one man, veterinarian Dr. Vic McNaughton, goes horribly, horribly, and almost irretrievably insane.

Read the wonderful notes given by the judge of the Science Fiction category of the Writer’s Digest Self-Published Book Awards, 2015...

THE SALE ENDS 11:59pm DECEMBER 31st!

I’m having my own “Boxing Week” sale this week!  Anyone who orders a copy of “Sloth the Lazy Dragon” from me directly (pm me on Facebook or email me, or even comment here and we can make arrangements) can get the paperback book for the discounted price of $10! (regularly $14.95) OR the hardcover for only $15! (regularly $22.95) — this Boxing Week only!  If you need it shipped, let me know where to and I can figure out what the postage will cost you and let you know. Free shipping in Canada, though!

Sloth is a lazy and overweight dragon taking up space atop of a hoard of gold and jewels within a mountain inhabited by dwarves. One dwarf helps Sloth lose weight through diet and exercise. The grateful dragon, now able to fly, leaves the dwarf and his people a special gift.

Read the terrific review from the MidWest Book Reviews HERE.

THE SALE ENDS AT 11:59pm ON DECEMBER 31st!

I’m having my own “Boxing Week” sale this week!  Anyone who orders a copy of “Beverlee Beaz the Brown Burmese” from me directly (pm me on Facebook or email me, or even comment here and we can make arrangements) can get the book for the discounted price of $10! (regularly $14.95!) — this Boxing Week only!  If you need it shipped, let me know where to and I can figure out what the postage will cost you and let you know.  Free shipping in Canada, though!

Beverlee Beaz, the brown Burmese, longs for adventure and has the powerful imagination to make it happen! On a lovely but otherwise ordinary day, she seeks excitement among the forests and fields surrounding her home, where she lets her imagination run wild. The ordinary suddenly becomes extraordinary in the eyes of this little brown cat. Let’s follow Beverlee on her adventure…through the forest, and inside her mind!

"Beverlee" has won two awards so far:  Honorable Mention (Children’s Picture Book 5 & Younger) from the Royal Dragonfly Book Awards, 2015, and Finalist (Children’s Picture Books - Softcover Fiction) from the Best Book Awards, 2016.

THE SALE ENDS AT 11:59 DECEMBER 31st!

I've published a fair few plays (and a couple film scripts) through Triple Take Productions!  Check them out:

The Aquarium by Allison McWood and myself

The Paradise Lust Romance Series by R.J. Downes, Judy Singh, Nat Lauzon and Julianne Grenkie-Ouderkirk and myself

It Was Kit & Shakespeare's Brain by Allison McWood

Crime & Etiquette by R.J. Downes

Horror At Terror Creek (by me!)

My novelette adaptation of Space Zombies! makes a great gift, too! Another silly book in the style of B-movies/Ed Wood's Plan 9..., this one's family friendly. You can get your copy(ies) directly through me if you're in Toronto, or in Canada through my online shop!

Or get the DVD and book combo!

In the States and internationally, you can go through Lulu.

Or you can find it on Amazon.

And you can get the script version through Lulu as well!

Synopsis: Even the sanest and kindest of men goes mad. But what is it that drives him to insanity? What you are about to read is a description of the circumstances under which one man, veterinarian Dr. Vic McNaughton, goes horribly, horribly, and almost irretrievably mad.