Regan W. H. Macaulay
  • Home
    • Blog
    • Subscribe to my newsletter
    • Free Activities!
  • About Me
    • My Background and Other Projects
  • Children's Literature
    • Picture Books
      • Beverlee Beaz meets Lowree Louise, the Blue Burmese
      • Tamara Turtle's Life So Far
      • Chloe the Unfeathered Parrot
      • Merry Myrrh the Christmas Bat
      • Sloth the Lazy Dragon
      • Dog Band
      • Libby the Lobivia Jajoiana
      • Beverlee, la chatte de Birmanie
      • Beverlee Beaz the Brown Burmese
      • Mixter Twizzle's Breakfast
      • Picture Books COMING SOON
    • Middle-Grade Novels
      • Peter Little Wing
      • Peter Little Wing and the Bay of Islands
    • Out of Print Editions
      • Chloe the Unfeathered Parrot
      • Merry Myrrh, the Christmas Bat (out of print edition)
      • Tamara Turtle's Life So Far
      • Sloth the Lazy Dragon (out of print edition)
      • Beverlee Beaz the Brown Burmese (out of print edition)
    • Stories and Articles
  • Novels
    • Horror at Terror Creek
    • They Suck
    • Space Zombies!
    • The Trilogy of Horrifically Half-Baked Ham
  • The Dog Band Universe
  • Scripts
    • Horror at Terror Creek
    • They Suck
    • The Aquarium
    • Paradise Lust...
    • Space Zombies...
    • Sketches
    • Watching Mr. Body
    • The Scary Bitch Project
    • The Foreign Film
    • Where are the Birds?
    • Scripts COMING SOON
    • Free Downloads!
  • Short Fiction
    • The Kiss
    • Envy
    • Space Zombies and Felines Unite!
    • The Institute
    • Reuben
    • Free Downloads!
  • Merchandise and Shop
  • Upcoming Events
  • Home
    • Blog
    • Subscribe to my newsletter
    • Free Activities!
  • About Me
    • My Background and Other Projects
  • Children's Literature
    • Picture Books
      • Beverlee Beaz meets Lowree Louise, the Blue Burmese
      • Tamara Turtle's Life So Far
      • Chloe the Unfeathered Parrot
      • Merry Myrrh the Christmas Bat
      • Sloth the Lazy Dragon
      • Dog Band
      • Libby the Lobivia Jajoiana
      • Beverlee, la chatte de Birmanie
      • Beverlee Beaz the Brown Burmese
      • Mixter Twizzle's Breakfast
      • Picture Books COMING SOON
    • Middle-Grade Novels
      • Peter Little Wing
      • Peter Little Wing and the Bay of Islands
    • Out of Print Editions
      • Chloe the Unfeathered Parrot
      • Merry Myrrh, the Christmas Bat (out of print edition)
      • Tamara Turtle's Life So Far
      • Sloth the Lazy Dragon (out of print edition)
      • Beverlee Beaz the Brown Burmese (out of print edition)
    • Stories and Articles
  • Novels
    • Horror at Terror Creek
    • They Suck
    • Space Zombies!
    • The Trilogy of Horrifically Half-Baked Ham
  • The Dog Band Universe
  • Scripts
    • Horror at Terror Creek
    • They Suck
    • The Aquarium
    • Paradise Lust...
    • Space Zombies...
    • Sketches
    • Watching Mr. Body
    • The Scary Bitch Project
    • The Foreign Film
    • Where are the Birds?
    • Scripts COMING SOON
    • Free Downloads!
  • Short Fiction
    • The Kiss
    • Envy
    • Space Zombies and Felines Unite!
    • The Institute
    • Reuben
    • Free Downloads!
  • Merchandise and Shop
  • Upcoming Events
Search
Picture


The Fourth Story of the Holidays...

12/16/2021

0 Comments

 
This year, I bring you something a little bit different...12 Holiday Excerpts and Flash Fiction!

Our next author with our next holiday tale is Joshua Pantalleresco...

Picture
Little Drummer Boy
by Joshua Pantelleresco


All I have is a song and a drum. I rumpabombom my drum nervous. Everything in my skin was crawling as the line moved closer inch by inch. Soon it would be my turn. Oh man. What was I doing here? I look at the people in front and behind me and they all seemed to have the same question. At least I wasn't alone in that.

I smell the perfumes at the various people in front of me. Scents of myrrh and frankincense caress the air. I watch a family of four hold a large portion of gold. The people behind me had shirts, and clothes and something to offer the new king.

Me? I just have a song and a drum.

I got to the head of the line and wanted desperately to leave. I didn't belong here. I wasn't rich, or had any money. I was a kid on the street. Nobody special. Nobody important. I just have a song and a drum. I got no gifts to bring.

Rumpabombom. Rumpabombom. Rumpabombom.

I heard the sheep, and saw the hay. My heart stopped, and the drum went silent. It was time.

I didn't expect the mother and father to be so kind. Relief was on the mom's face as she held the baby in her arms. The newborn king heard cooing sounds and her husband held her and made silly faces to the baby. My heart held still and softened looking at the loving family.

Then the mother and father turn their attention to me, and the my heart started to play it's own tune. I took a deep breath.

“Shall I play for him?” I ask. I had nothing else to give. All I have to my name is a song and a drum. It was all I had to give. The mother nodded.

I close my eyes and pray my God. Please let this be enough.

The drum started, and I hesitate. My first notes slow and steady. I hear my heart fluttering more than the beat of the drums.  I stumble, I fall, and I stop. I nearly drop the drum. What was I thinking?  I didn't belong here.

When did tears start to fall? I brush the tears away and look at the mom and dad. They were watching me. He was watching me.

He smiled at me.

Watching him smile, I realized that the king was like me. He didn't have much. He didn't even have a drum and a song. He just had a smile. Like me, it was all he had to give. Something in my heart loosened. A song came to my head.

The sticks on the drum moved on their own accord. The song came, and my world shrunk to me and my drum. The whole world was the sound of the music, and it was me and my drum and the baby. My song, my drum and his smile. I played my best, and he smiled at me.

My song, my drum and his smile. It was enough.
Picture

Joshua Pantalleresco is a writer, podcaster and broadcaster. He's been published in magazines such as Onspec, Writers Weekly, I'm Here With...Magazine and Author's Magazine as a freelance writer. His podcast, Just Joshing, is an Aurora Award Winning Podcast that features Joshua interviewing authors and other creatives. He hosts the myculture.ca show with Sarah Ostapchuk (who torments him by emailing him pictures of cupcakes she bakes for her son). The first book of the series, Alice Zero, is nominated for the Elgin Award. He lives in Canmore.

Find Book 2, Alice Won? here!

0 Comments

The Third Story of the Holidays...

12/15/2021

0 Comments

 
This year, I bring you something a little bit different...12 Holiday Excerpts and Flash Fiction!

Author Jen Frankel is the first to spin an original holiday tale!

Picture
Illustration credit: Jen Frankel
Merry Whatmas! Love, the North Polar Bear
BY JEN FRANKEL

“Bear!” bellowed Santa.

It was pretty clear who had perpetrated the vandalism. With most of it above the seven-foot level, all the elves and Mrs. Claus were ruled out immediately. The reindeer seldom came into the House at the North Pole, and anyhow, their hooves were not particularly well-suited for writing implements.

A sheepish North Polar Bear emerged from behind the twenty-foot tree. “Yes, Santa?” he said tentatively.

“Merry Christmas question mark?” cried Santa. “What kind of message of cheer are we sending here?”

For yes, on all the iterations of the traditional Christmas message around the Great Hall and the North Polar village, an underline had been added under “Christmas” and a question mark at the end, turning a well-wish into an interrogative.

The Bear stumbled out a mumbled explanation.

“What?” bellowed Santa, unable to hear it. The commotion by now had attracted Mrs. Claus as well as all of the elves who were in the House at that moment. An angry Claus was cause for concern for all.

One of the elves stepped forward, and placed herself between Santa and the Bear. “It’s all my fault, Santa,” she said, lifting her chin resolutely, but there were tears in her eyes as well. “You know I just got back from my holiday tour around the Equator with the National Geographic Society.”

Mrs. Claus smiled fondly. “Ah yes, the Society is so good to run mystical creature tours in addition to their regular expeditions.”

“And I had a wonderful, wonderful… eye-opening time.” The elf concluded and glanced around at the defaced Christmas greetings. “I was telling Bear about all the different places in the world that celebrate different holidays around this time of year, and at others as well, and I think he…” She trailed off, not sure how to continue.

“Merry Christmas question mark!” rumbled the Bear. “So many people and so many holidays! I got confused.”

Santa and Mrs. Claus exchanged a long look.

“Also, Santa,” said the elf. “I would like to change my name. Out in the wide world, Ivy-Anka sounds a little… problematic.”

Mrs. Claus coughed. “Oh yes, I see that.”

“How about Hollyamory?” suggested the Bear, but Santa had another idea.

“What about simply Bella?”

“Yes! That’s lovely,” said the elf.

“And about the other thing, Mrs. Claus and I have been discussing this very issue for the last few years. We can’t keep our heads in a snowbank and pretend the rest of the world doesn’t matter, or even exist. Since we’ll have to replace all the signs at the Pole anyhow, I have a suggestion about how we can at least start to be more inclusive. So, everyone, Happy ChristmaKwanzaKkah!”

And it was a Happy ChristmaKwanzaKkah for all.
Picture

Jen Frankel is an author and performer whose publications include stories in the anthologies Robotica (Pop Seagull Press), Canadian Dreadful (Dark Dragon Publishing), and Futuristic Canada (Dark Helix Press), and editorial credit for Trump: Utopia or Dystopia (Dark Helix Press). Her story “Home-O-Cide” appeared in Amazing Stories magazine and her vegan zombie love story Undead Redhead is an Amazon bestseller. A seasonal tale, A Christmas in Arabia, is slated to appear in an anthology to be released October 2022. She hates Christmas. No, wait. She loves Christmas. Oh heck, she’s never sure. But she loves contributing to Regan’s blog.

0 Comments

The Second Story of the Holidays...

12/14/2021

0 Comments

 
This year, I bring you something a little bit different...12 Holiday Excerpts and Flash Fiction!

Today, I bring you excerpts from Allison McWood's holiday picture book, Donna and Blitzen!

Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Allison McWood is an acclaimed Canadian author, playwright and lyricist. Specializing in comedy and farce, Allison strives to bring the world together with stories, as per the tag line of her micro-publishing company, Annelid Press. Allison writes novels, plays and children’s books, all featuring her signature quirkiness. Her writing has not only charmed audiences and readers across the country, but her works have also been taught in Universities around the world, from Vancouver to Lucknow, India. Aside from writing and publishing, Allison is also a Shakespearean dramaturge and Marlovian academic. 

You can get your copy of Donna and Blitzen here:

And find more about Allison and Annelid Press here:
annelidpress.com/

Picture
0 Comments

The First Story of the Holidays...

12/13/2021

1 Comment

 
This year, I bring you something a little bit different...12 Holiday Excerpts and Original Flash Fiction!

First up...excerpts from Susan J. Berger's picture book, Mom, Is There a Santa Claus?
Picture
“Mom, tell me the truth.”
 
Growing up isn’t easy. Some of Lucas’s friends don’t believe in Santa. Lucas wants them to be wrong. But are they?

In this coming of age Christmas story Mom offers Lucas a chance to be a part of the secret.
Is he ready to become one of the Dream Keepers?
 
A coming of age Christmas book for children at the point where what they want to believe and what they actually believe start to drift apart. The surprise illustration at the end gives them a choice.
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Suggested age for readers: 7-10

Captures the essence of the season beautifully. The illustrations are vivid and delightful and they breathe life into the characters and scenes.
Readers Favorite

5.0 out of 5 stars  A perfect book for any child at “that age” where what they want to believe and what they actually believe start to drift apart. 
Amazon Customer
 
A welcome addition to family holiday collections and traditions
It will help parents answer the sticky question, is there really a Santa Claus?
Highly recommended for ages 7 to 10.
The Children and Teen's Book Connection
Picture
Author Susan Berger is a writer and an actor. She wrote her first children’s book with her son Christopher Corbin when he was nine. It was published when he was twenty-five. Susan’s other career is acting. On IMDB She is Susan Berger. Never give up your dreams. Her dreams are still coming true.

You'll find Mom Is There a Santa Claus HERE

And you'll find Susan J. Berger here:
Website: https://www.susanjberger.org/
Susan B James Website https://susanbjames.com/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/susanjberger
BookBub: https://www.bookbub.com/profile/susan-j-berger
Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/3027649.Susan_J_Berger
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Susan-J.-Berger/e/B002O8R0SG
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bergersusanjames/

1 Comment

A new review of "Merry Myrrh the Christmas Bat" by children's author Cheryl Malandrinos!

12/12/2021

0 Comments

 
Thank you, Cheryl, for your LOVELY review of Merry Myrrh the Christmas Bat...check it out on her blog and below:
Picture
0 Comments

REVIEW “SLOTH THE LAZY DRAGON” &/OR “MERRY MYRRH THE CHRISTMAS BAT” AND YOU’LL RECEIVE A $5 DIGITAL AMAZON GIFT CARD!

12/8/2021

0 Comments

 
…Meet Myrrh, a young and very merry brown bat named after one of the gifts of the Magi.  He experiences the wonders of his first Christmas among the decorations of a farmhouse, as well as the kindness of the family that discovers him in their home.

…And meet Sloth, who lives in a mountain atop his hoard of gold and jewels. He believes he has all that a dragon could possibly want, until he meets a brave dwarf named Radish who offers to help him lose weight. With Radish's guidance, Sloth finds himself eating healthier and getting plenty of exercise. In time, Sloth gains the freedom that his new healthy lifestyle brings, which he discovers is more valuable to him than all the treasure in the world.

If you review either or both books on Amazon you will receive a $5 digital gift card for Amazon! I appreciate the time you take to post reviews up on Amazon (and GoodReads, if you’re feeling like going that extra mile!), so I want to make sure you are rewarded. 

PM me or send an email to [email protected] and I will send you the links to the PDF reviewer copies. Send me a screenshot of your review on Amazon, then you will be entered to win. Easy peasy!

MANY THANKS!!! 
Picture
0 Comments

COMING NEXT WEEK…12 Authors, and 12 Flash Fiction Tales and Excerpts of the Holiday Season!

12/6/2021

0 Comments

 
Join me here on my blog December 13-24 where I present to you a different micro-fiction story by a new author every day of the 12 Days of the Holidays. There’ll be stories from RJ Downes, Jen Frankel, Joshua Pantalleresco, excerpts from holiday tales from Allison McWood, Susan Berger, Lacey Bakker and from Merry Myrrh the Christmas Bat!
Picture
0 Comments
Forward>>

    Archives

    January 2026
    December 2025
    November 2025
    October 2025
    August 2025
    July 2025
    May 2025
    April 2025
    March 2025
    February 2025
    January 2025
    December 2024
    November 2024
    October 2024
    September 2024
    August 2024
    July 2024
    May 2024
    April 2024
    March 2024
    February 2024
    January 2024
    December 2023
    November 2023
    October 2023
    September 2023
    August 2023
    June 2023
    May 2023
    April 2023
    March 2023
    February 2023
    January 2023
    December 2022
    November 2022
    October 2022
    September 2022
    August 2022
    July 2022
    June 2022
    May 2022
    April 2022
    March 2022
    February 2022
    January 2022
    December 2021
    November 2021
    October 2021
    September 2021
    August 2021
    July 2021
    June 2021
    May 2021
    April 2021
    March 2021
    February 2021
    January 2021
    December 2020
    November 2020
    October 2020
    September 2020
    August 2020
    July 2020
    June 2020
    May 2020
    April 2020
    March 2020
    February 2020
    January 2020
    December 2019
    November 2019
    October 2019
    September 2019
    August 2019
    July 2019
    June 2019
    May 2019
    April 2019
    March 2019
    February 2019
    January 2019
    December 2018
    November 2018
    October 2018
    September 2018
    August 2018
    July 2018
    June 2018
    May 2018
    April 2018
    March 2018
    January 2018
    December 2017
    November 2017
    October 2017
    September 2017
    August 2017
    July 2017
    June 2017
    May 2017
    April 2017
    March 2017
    February 2017
    January 2017
    December 2016
    November 2016
    October 2016
    September 2016
    August 2016
    July 2016
    June 2016
    May 2016
    April 2016
    March 2016
    February 2016
    January 2016
    December 2015
    November 2015
    October 2015
    September 2015
    August 2015
    July 2015
    June 2015
    May 2015
    April 2015
    March 2015
    February 2015
    January 2015
    December 2014
    November 2014
    October 2014
    September 2014
    August 2014
    July 2014
    June 2014
    May 2014
    April 2014
    March 2014
    February 2014
    January 2014
    December 2013
    November 2013
    October 2013
    September 2013
    August 2013
    July 2013
    June 2013
    May 2013
    April 2013
    March 2013
    February 2013
    December 2012
    November 2012
    October 2012
    September 2012
    August 2012
    July 2012
    June 2012
    May 2012
    April 2012

    Categories

    All

    RSS Feed

    View my profile on LinkedIn
Proudly powered by Weebly
  • Home
    • Blog
    • Subscribe to my newsletter
    • Free Activities!
  • About Me
    • My Background and Other Projects
  • Children's Literature
    • Picture Books
      • Beverlee Beaz meets Lowree Louise, the Blue Burmese
      • Tamara Turtle's Life So Far
      • Chloe the Unfeathered Parrot
      • Merry Myrrh the Christmas Bat
      • Sloth the Lazy Dragon
      • Dog Band
      • Libby the Lobivia Jajoiana
      • Beverlee, la chatte de Birmanie
      • Beverlee Beaz the Brown Burmese
      • Mixter Twizzle's Breakfast
      • Picture Books COMING SOON
    • Middle-Grade Novels
      • Peter Little Wing
      • Peter Little Wing and the Bay of Islands
    • Out of Print Editions
      • Chloe the Unfeathered Parrot
      • Merry Myrrh, the Christmas Bat (out of print edition)
      • Tamara Turtle's Life So Far
      • Sloth the Lazy Dragon (out of print edition)
      • Beverlee Beaz the Brown Burmese (out of print edition)
    • Stories and Articles
  • Novels
    • Horror at Terror Creek
    • They Suck
    • Space Zombies!
    • The Trilogy of Horrifically Half-Baked Ham
  • The Dog Band Universe
  • Scripts
    • Horror at Terror Creek
    • They Suck
    • The Aquarium
    • Paradise Lust...
    • Space Zombies...
    • Sketches
    • Watching Mr. Body
    • The Scary Bitch Project
    • The Foreign Film
    • Where are the Birds?
    • Scripts COMING SOON
    • Free Downloads!
  • Short Fiction
    • The Kiss
    • Envy
    • Space Zombies and Felines Unite!
    • The Institute
    • Reuben
    • Free Downloads!
  • Merchandise and Shop
  • Upcoming Events