I’m having my own “Boxing Week” sale this week! Anyone who orders a copy of “They Suck” from me directly (pm me on Facebook or email me, contact me through my Regan T. M. Pazuzu site or even comment here and we can make arrangements) can get the book for the discounted price of $9! (regularly $13.99!) — this Boxing Week only! If you need it shipped, let me know where to and I can figure out what the postage will cost you and let you know. Free shipping in Canada, though!
The novelization of the screenplay by the same name. A mutated vampire with extraordinary, unnatural thirsts chooses a Queen for his new race of vampires - a tidy, obsessive-compulsive woman named Nicole Ridley, who is later found "dying" by her enraptured, animal-loving fiancé, Robert Spavor. Sadly, not understanding the nature of the attack on his true love, Robert and his animals struggle in vain to save her. Soon after, the city is terrorized by the wantonly vicious attacks of the newly born vampire Nicole. Her lurid escapades soon attract everyone's attention, including the Head Vampire, and Robert, who finally realizes the intense gravity of the situation. Robert and his troubled friend, Terry, wage war against these grotesque vampire mutations, which culminates in the silliest, most blood-stained, gory epic battle ever created!
Check out the improv’d script created at the online book launch party!