WARNING: Mature content! Not for children! (Coarse language, gore, and comic sexual situations.)
SYNOPSIS : A mutated vampire with extraordinary, unnatural thirsts chooses a queen for his new race of Vampires - a tidy, obsessive-compulsive woman named Nicole Ridley who is later found “dying” by her enraptured, animal-loving fiance, Robert Spavor. Sadly, not understanding the nature of the attack on his true love, Robert and his animals struggle in vain to save her. Soon after, the city is terrorized by the wantonly vicious attacks of the newly born vampire Nicole. Her lurid escapades soon attract everyone’s attention, including her ex-lover, who finally realizes the intense gravity of the situation. Robert and his troubled friend, Terry, wage war against these grotesque Vampire Mutations, which culminates in the silliest, most Blood-stained, gory, epic battle ever created!
COMING SOON: An "online performance" launch! You are invited to attend an online event on Facebook. Come watch the characters from They Suck interact at the official launch party...and interact WITH THEM! Mwah-hah-hah-hah...Facebook performance and official launch date TBA. Check back for more details and watch for the event page on Facebook!